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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Ramblings

Hey people! How una dey? I hope y’all are bouncing fine, eh?
Okay I hear a loud yeaaaaaaaaaa, that’s very good.

Sorry I abandoned blogville for a few days. It’s been crazy with work meeen…e be like say this people no want make I blog o cos the rate with which the work dey pile up enh, my people una go pity me,lol…

So what’s been happening? Anybody slap any body? Anybody thief anybody boyfriend? Did afro get a tatoo or join the convent? Florida don open sex education school or did smaragd become an air-hostess yet?lol..

Don’t mind me, just fooling :)

So I know your ears are twitching for some gists.

Nothin much has been happening.

This time I mean it.

I haven’t sampled O’s ‘kini’ so I can’t tell you anything about it.

Hmmm…just remembered something.

Last weekend we were talking about stuff and somehow our gist drifted to sex.

O: Ehen…you know we still got unfinished business babe?
Me: What unfinished business?

O: You know what am saying girl…since that night…I haven’t stopped thinking about it…you know babe, I cant wait to show you the stuff am made of.

Wetin this bobo dey yarn? Which stuff? The one wey I know abi na another one?

Me: Plzzzz…stop blowing you trumpet…I’ll like to see for myself and not hear…lets wait till then”
O: Okay…okay I won’t talk about it…lets wait till then


Hmmm…the bobo fit get some hidden skills o. Make we dey see now

Eh ya…peeps I gotta run now. O is in my office waiting for me to round up work so we can go have lunch someplace. He didn’t go to work today cos he is not feeling well so I got him to myself all day. Hurrray!!!
What’s left is for me to convince Bossie that am not feeling too well too,…am not lying o…your girl’s got headache,lol…

I haven’t ever seen a movie on a weekday, hmmm…would be nice if I can do that today, don’t ya think so?

It’s weird. O is seated right in front of me and am typing away about him,lol…if only he knew!

God no go let am read this blog lai,lai

Peace out guys!

32 comments:

LG said...

first!!!

LG said...

Amen to ur praya,lollll so u dey fear,lollll

*jus kip us posted sha esp afta u don erm....erm... which kain cough be dis sef,but u sabi na????? lol!!!

cheers

Flourishing Florida said...

i nefa finish reading sha, but i see something i no like d sound of am, so make i comment first b4 i forget.

i no like d sound of dat 'we have unfinished business .. ' & 'to show u d stuff am made of ...'. Sorry, but dat sounds like a man n lust, not like a man in love. it just sounds very egoistic to me sha.

but let me finish reading, den i can b sure

Flourishing Florida said...

ok, done reading. my sentiments r still d same. but daz my opinions o

ShadeCrown said...

hahahaah most of dem peeps wey dey blow their trumphet cant work it oh... na only mouth dem get..lol

Aphrodite said...

@lg, lol...you need cough melecine.

@florida, you know say u be professor so i can't argue with you babes but sincerely he doesnt go on much about sex o.
It's just once in a while we talk about it and he isn't pushy at all.

Aphrodite said...
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Aphrodite said...

@sha,i agree with you totally

Smaragd said...

lol!
i'm not an air hostess yet dear, dont know if i'll get the job pr not. and if i do get it, dunno if i'll take it or not! confused eh?

anyway, my positive feelings toward O have been on a downward spiral since like 4 posts back now, and it aint ge'ing be'er!
(sorry babe, i'm just blunt like that)

whatever the case may be, i remain loyally a reader of ur chronicles babes!

Unknown said...

FFlow/Florida might have a point there o. Anyway keep us posted, sha.

Mz. Dee said...

Hmm..datz all i gatsa to say o.
Make d guy yarn d koko first abeg. :p

Afrobabe said...

lmao...Afro join convent kuh...that I am sure you know will never happen...Not gotten the tattoo oh...fear sef no gree me again...

So free flow whats wrong with the guy being in lust after sampling small something...see wahala oh...if he didnt make mention of that you would have said maybe he is gay...

Pls me too, I am interested in that unfinished biz...complete the thing and bring gist...

My pop corn and coke is ready....

Afrobabe said...

plus I don book seat for here!!!!

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NikkiSab said...

O may av skills o!!!! wen do u wanna do d deed? I got popcorn and coke all i need is u to blog..lol

Flourishing Florida said...

see as i just dey laugh afro & nikkisab so. una don forget say na me make reservation first? all others must pass 2ru me.

@ aphrodite: ok o. na u dey dia, na u know pass.

@ apro: chick, no be lust aphro dey look 4 now. or is it, love? nothing with being n lust, so long as it's by mutual agreement o.

O'Dee said...

lol! "i'll sho u what am made off"
Yeah right!!

Babe take care of u.

Smaragd said...

Afro, never say never o

Afrobabe said...

@ Smaragd ...leave that convent story oh...My never in that one means never...I was trained by reverend sisters in a school where u either become one or go to uni...I chose uni...almost chose night club sef!!!

@ FFF..no wahala...join us on the couch....I must hear the end of this gist....

@ aphro...I intend to check every day till the deed is done!!!!

princesa said...

ROTFLMAO!
Clowns plenty for this blogville sha o,lol!

You guys are just cracking me up bigtime o

Okay me sef carry my pepsi lite and popcorn come...afro shift for me jare,lol!

As per O, hmmm...babes e be like say u get to check am out, make we know whether na mouth e dey make sef.

Rememebr, play safe babes!

Enigma said...

Poor guy! see as all of una dey wait...wickedness in high places!

you may be suprised by the way he'll handle you! serious hanging! you dont know anything!

well, im also joining the queue..with fingers crossed for Mr O! please pass the popcorn....

Nigerian Drama Queen said...

I second Afro babe! Please sample the kini and give us jist!!
Hmmm and be careful about blogging infront of him oh! We dont want you getting caught:-)

Ms. emmotions said...

ok, me i cant wait for the gist, i mean the real gist,well, i guess am being nosy, but wat else can a gal do when u go on about be and small, but seriously i think its not about the size, its about how well its put to 'use'.....lmao

Afrobabe said...

@ Enigma: lmao...you are definately on the guys side abi....

Aphro...this event must go down oh...and soon!!! see as all of us dey wait...hahahhaha..If the poor guy knew his dick would just deny errection...roflmao...

NikkiSab said...

FFF if u tell me early enuf about d update i'll give u share my popcorn wit u...lol

Naija Idol said...

hmmm this guy kinda sounds like dbanj, talking bout his "anaconda" and how he wants to show u d stuff he is made of. lol. just my opinion.

Lighty 'neferet' Kopearl said...

look @this lyin chic ohh. headache??? nxt time try period pain. they r too shy to probe on that one lol.

hope u gooooooooooooood

Afrobabe said...

lol @niki bribing FFF....

Aphro wettin now??? the thing never happen?

Aphrodite said...

@smaragd, air hostesing aint such a bad idea sha. Think hard before you take that step babes. About O, no be only you o. The guy dey my black book now sef,lol..

@naijalines, will definitely do that.

@mz.dee, which koko?lol…

@afro, lol…u didn’t get the tattoo done again? Fear fear,lol…I hope u never drink too much coke o, don’t worry gist dey come now now.

@pink-satin, I cant sing o. I must commend ur effort tho.

@nikkisab, lol…so u want an invite when I do the deed? This babe u no serious o

@flo, na love I dey search for no be lust o

@oluwadee, how far babes. No mind the guy wey dey blow im trumpet…

@smaragd, I agree with u

@afro, lmao…u almost chose niteclub? Haaa!!! I don’t know if the deed will ever be done again jare, O may not be worth my stress abeg

@princesa, thanks for the advise babes.

@enigma, lol@serious hanging…which style be dat one?

@NDQ, lol…u and afro wont kill me…

@ms.emmotions, its okay to be a gbegborun jare,lol..

@afro, lol…

@nikki, lol… don’t worry I’ll inform u myself, do I still get a share of that ur popcorn?lol..

@naijaidol, lol…maybe he is dbanj’s elder brother

@lighty, thanks for that info…lol…am good love,u?

@afro, nothing don happen o…gist coming up…

Smaragd said...

Afro.. u should've chosen nightclub now, ehn, way more fun than uni...lol

APHRODITE, O's in ur blackbook ke? dont break up now o, i didnt want to say this before, but i'm as curious as the rest o...

Chari said...

Buahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!

God help you if reads the blog...chei..katakata go bust!

Buttercup said...

u wud never actually know till u'v tried! he was sittin in fron of u, wow! risky bizness!