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Friday, June 13, 2008

BIG thing no be Ultimate o!

Hey y’all!
Your comments on my previous post are very much appreciated. Some of them cracked me up badly, some made me think hard. I confess when I was typing that post, I had almost made up my mind that O and I cannot work. I just didn’t see myself doing business with ‘small’things,lol…However after your enlightening comments, I have decided to give the ‘small thing’ the benefit of the doubt. Let’s see if small thing can do great things,lol… as they say small can also be mighty, right?

Afrobabe’s comment particularly got me thinking.

It was so true.

Sometimes BIG thing is not the best o. The pain can supercede the sweetness and then you end up feeling uncomfortable even days after the deed is done.
Maybe small thing isn’t so bad afterall, as long as it can hit the right spots and the guy is also good with his tongue and hands, things should be alright or what do you think?

I remember doing it with X and how painful and sore I usually was after each encounter. X is well endowed down there and has a way of going at it fast and rough. One of my friends I discussed it with then said he was f..king me and not making love to me. According to her theory, f..king is when a guy just goes at it for his own satisfaction instead of pleasuring his partner. I don’t know if she was right but one thing I knew for sure was I never came!

I hope am not spoiling any underage pikin o!

Two days ago, I met up with X for drinks after work.

We were talking about stuff generally when I blurted.
“You know all the time we made love when we were together, I never came?”
He looked stunned. After a few minutes of silence he spoke
“You never came…why?”
Staring at him unflinchingly, I continued
“You were always so rough, remember I used to complain then (at this point he nods his head) about how painful it was for me whenever we made love and how i used to dab my privates with hot water to soothe the soreness”
“But I thought I used to ask if you came and you said yes”

“Asked? You never did”
“Hmmm….”

So my peeps, you see BIG things are not always the ultimate.

I’ll give O’s small thing a chance

Hopefully, I won’t be disappointed.

Enjoy ur weekend everyone and don't do what i wouldn't do,lol...

30 comments:

Unknown said...
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tobenna said...

True that.
He was fucking and making love.
Sigh.
But why didya mention it to X?
He might interprete it as giving him a second chance to prove that he can make love :)
Except, of course, that's what you are doing.

How are you?

Aphrodite said...

@tobenna,that's not it. I just felt it was something he needed to know cos he goes on so much about his sexual prowess.

Am good, u?

Flourishing Florida said...
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Flourishing Florida said...

yes aphro, i support ur decision 2 tell him. not 4 urself, but 4 d next woman he's going 2 b with. so dat he doesn't go around erroneously considering himself a stud!

Flourishing Florida said...

hmm. yeah yeah, i've been with X's kind of men. they just have d right equipment but don't know how 2 use it. well, i've always prayed 4 one with has a big thing & knows his way around things.

But den, like i was saying n my post, it's not abt wot is done or when d size. some guys with small penises still don't know wot 2 do with it! some 'big' guys have understood dat size is not all there is, so they have improved their skills.

Besides, sex is one area where u can't get PhD. 4 crying out loud, even if one knows all d moves but doesn't understand timing nko? i mean, we women sometimes don't want acrobatics. we want cuddling. now, weda u r big or small doesn't matter n dis case. sometimes, we want sex but we want it gentle. sometimes we want it fast & furious. it's a sensitive man who tunes himself 2 wot his lady wants. a communicating couple also help each other 2 b aware of where they r @ each particular moment.

me, i never said u should leave O cos of size. I ddnt say u should stay also. d decision is all urs. Besides, even size get grade! some r just small. others r just ridiculously, cryingfully, heart-wretchedly small dat no amt of love or skills would do! unless, u guys r going 2 give up on penetrative sex! (seriously, am talking 4rm experience here, & i tell u it wasn't funny) unless, d babe decides 2 do a surgery 2 reduce d size of her vagina (i read abt dat somewhere. it's called 2nd virginity).

NikkiSab said...

Good for u girl!! Tell d truth is best cos na u know where d tin de pain u (ouch). Truly sometimes d bigger d more pain and ur mind is on ur hurting punanny dan d pleasure.

i updated dear.. enjoy d weekend

Flourishing Florida said...

3rd time calling:

dearie, just n case u 'test' O & find dat truly truly e no sabi, still talk it over wit him. am more experienced dan MM, but we talked abt it. he was willing 2 work wit me, 2 learn more & b open 2 b taught by me; i was willing 2 lower my expectation. & everyday we get better @ wot we do.

Allied said...

Love ur blog...

princesa said...

@florida, nne, we get to organise seminar/workshop so you can lecture us on this topic o! e be like say u get PHD inside,lol!

@aphro, you are correct jare, sometimes BIg thing get BIg wahala follow am.

happy weekend girl!

LG said...

Good decision babes, as far as u r happy!!! no wahala!!!

@ free flowin sex- chai..na wa 4 u o, lol!!!

Vera Ezimora said...

LOL

LOL

LOL

I'm sorry, Aphrodite. I'm trying hard to say something useful here, but how can I??? This is such a funny topic. LOL

Unknown said...

Lol! Anyway, all the best. Tell us how you get on.

BTW there is a girl enjoying big kini plus a little xtra on my blog.

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Unknown said...

I am blessed o. Everytime I hit the 13th, I know am greatly blessed. Besides today na 14th.

Naijas are so flaming superstitious! Have you noticed how people suddenly stop leaving comments after #12, until non-superstitious people like myself come along. Haha.

Nigerian Drama Queen said...

There was this article on guys with small 'kini's' once..
They said the guys with smaller ones make love better because they know they have to work a little harder to satisfy your every need. That is what they said sha...

Naija Idol said...

hmmm after seeing Floridas comment, i have come to the conclusion dat she has said it all. wat more can anyone say????

Aphrodite said...

@florida, ol gal, you really hit the nail on the head, I need to contact you for private lectures o,lol… Your man seem cool, ready to learn, dats my kind of guy, wish u luck babes!
lol@ ridiculously, cryingfully, heart-wretchedly small, kai you yab seriously,lol..

@nikki, you are so right dear. Been at urs already.

@florida, thanks for the advise love.

@allied, thanks. Will visit urs too.

@princesa abi o, Flo really sabi this matter no be small,lol..How was ur weekend girl?

@lg, thanks dearie

@vera, lol…glad u found it funny

@naijalines, yea will do babes. What do u say is happening at urs? Am heading down sharpish! BTW, whats up with that 13th ish? I don’t believe it too.

@NDQ, that’s probably true, given their shortcoming.

@naijaidol, I agree too babes. U good?

Flourishing Florida said...

lmao. I sabi eh? i tell una say na only sex i dey research 4 internet, una dey doubt me. lol.

i've updated sha, & in response 2 ur last 2 posts. more of my sabi-nous

Smaragd said...

I have definitely learnt a lot here today...lol

what more can i say after all FFF has said? Pls update soonest Aphro so i can learn more ...lol

good luck trying out the small kini babes...

Sasuke said...

my dear you see'its not about the size of the boat but more about the motion in the ocean' i wish we men can also categorise a woman's honey pot as being big or small.ok let me try. i hate small vagina's..lol. simply weird. sweety its more about how much pleasure you are getting from the act and nothing more.

anonymous gal(retired blogger) said...

hehehe.this gal u wont kill us. so cant wait 4 the o gist

bumight said...

see why i said florida should be banned?

I just want to say, in the words of the great rapper, T.I: Big things popping!

PS: i obviously cant say anything productive like Vera, so I'm leaving, oya florida follow me!

Chari said...

CONSOLE urself!


Men like us always take the prize...

Afrobabe said...

dont do what you wouldn't do???

babes, seeing as you are doing big and small things that shouldn't be too hard..lmao...

Kai, Free flowing sabi this topic oh...mennnnnn see the long as comment...all for sex...lol...wink.

Glad you told the guy...he needs to know...I like to be fucked occasionally but would prefer slow and sweet love making with kisses to my neck, ears and boobs...dannnnggg now I need to go clean up...

Aphrodite said...

@flo, I don read the post since. You too much my dear.
@smaragd, thanks babe but I haven’t tried the ‘kini’yet,lol…
@sasuke, lol@ hating small veejayjay…u fit?lol…
@anongal, kill you? I fit?
@bumight,lmao…
@chari, you don too boast o…we get to see a pic make we score you,lol…
@afro, slow and sweet is definitely my style babes.

Unknown said...

I cam imagine how X would have felt when you told him you never came. If you had looked closer you would have noticed his ego deflating like a pierced balloon and even his 'kini' would have shrinked to an almost improbably size! LOL!

Hmmm...we men and our ego!

Anyway, remember it is O!

No long thing!

ShadeCrown said...

LOL ok sumtyms big thing isnt the best but SMALL THING IS NEVA D BEST...
lol

ur post got me laughing.. have a lovely day

Enigma said...

so what about the guys with averages things o?

Buttercup said...

wow, talk about being direct! X must have cried wen he got home or somn..

lol @ florida n bumihgt!