Had a depressing weekend.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
How una dey my peeps?
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
I met him a couple of months ago.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
His lips on my breast ignited passions long forgotten.
As his hand wandered downwards, I knew what was coming
A part of me wanted to stop him for sensible reasons…
another wanted the pleasure to go on forever,
“Come on girl, it’s been a while!” my naughty mind urged.
Uuuuhh….aaahhhh…..stroke me…yea….like dat…yea…
The sound of his zipper brought me back to earth. Hmmm... did I really want to go this far yet?
Oh but I REALLY, TRULY want this!
I pulled his head up from my breast.
“Where is the Condom?”
“I don’t have any”
“ Whaaaaaaaaaaaat???!!! So what’s
“Come on baby, it don’t matter, I won’t come inside of you…” he pleaded.
“Dude! Who is talking about coming? You aint ever heard of AIDS???”
“Come on babe, I'm clean…pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
“Please ke? Okay so u are clean, do you know if I am? Abeg bros e no do me like dat!”
I went to bed horny as hell.
I went to bed horny as hell.
But I guess it’s better than risking my life for a few minutes of pleasure.
Missed u all...
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Been away too long, right?
Really ...really sorry for abandoning my peeps like dat.
I could say that I've ben busy as hell...
or that I travelled for an official assignment.
But that would be a lie...
I have come here, lots of times with so much to write about, yet there was no zeal to put down anything.
I have been at your blogs, yes all ur blogs!
Read all the gists but left as silently as I came.
Dont ask me why cos I dont know...
Just had this silly reluctance to show my presence,lol...
Today, I said, warrahelll!
I'm gonna put something down on this blog whether the devil likes it or not,lol...
Got nothing much to say tho....
I've been okay, work's been good, Family's fine. Nothings's happened in my love life yet. Not that the toasters aint coming but am not ready to commit my heart to just any guy anymore especially after what happened with O.
I'm gonna take my time...no rush.
I just got a text from one of my clients now. It read:
" Hi, Aphro, Is ABC Hotel okay for lunch? Should I book a room so that we can have a good chat? We can order Room service, if you dont mind. Pls reply."
My reply was: "ABC is okay. No need booking a room, we can chat conveniently at the restaurant. Thank you."
My people, see me see wahala o...
You wan carry me go lunch, wetin concern booking room inside that one now? Abi no be extra something this one dey find?lol...
Okay lemme explain,
This guy is married. He has been my client for more than 3 years now so we are kinda very friendly as in chat on a personal level some times.
He offered to take me to lunch sometime last year and since then I have been non commital.
Well, yesterday after a meeting I had with him. I accepted his offer for lunch.
I was especially feeling very grateful to him cos I had gone to apologise for something that happened on a job he gave my company to handle. It was my fault and I had to fix it, my boss had emphasized.
Luckily for me, he(client) graciously accepted the apology but again raised the issue of lunch which I agreed to.
Now this text message...
Why do they do this...all the time???
But wait o...am I thinking too far? Maybe it's just an innocent request?
Ur take guys?
Thursday, April 2, 2009
While at work yesterday, my cousin called to say she was dropping by...
She's starting her biz and wanted some PR ideas...
"You look good!" she exclaimed when she came.
"Thanks" I replied, taking a sweeping look at myself.
Just a black shirt on a black & white skirt. What's the big deal, I thought.
Took an excuse from Mr. Boss...
Then we headed to a nearby eatery for a hearty meal and some discussion.
Waiter calls me out to move my car cos someone needed to leave.
On my way back in...
"Excuse me Ma'am" It was the waiter.
"Yes?" I turned to him.
Handing a Business card to me...
"A customer asked me to give this to you"
Quick glance at the card. It read ...bla bla bla Motors....M.D...
"Which Customer?" I queried.
"He has left. He tried to get your attention but couldnt so he asked me to give you this so you can call him"
*Na so dem dey call?*(in my head)
Got back to the table.
Dropped Card in front of my cousin.
Eye brows raised, "What's this?" she asked
"The new style of toasting"
We both laughed.
Still eating and ideas flowing...
I glanced to the table on my left.
This dude was staring...as in really STARING at me.
He mouthed the words "Y-O-U L-O-O-K B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L"
I looked away, pretending I didnt get the message.
Mid-discussion with cousin, dude butts in.
"Sorry, but are you a wedding planner?" No dude, am not Oluwadee,lol... (In my head)
He was looking at me.
Cousin looks irritated.
I look amused. Actually I was amused.
What a line...
"No I' m not" smiling, I turn my attention back to Coz.
I was describing something to her,
She was listening attentively
He was staring stupidly,lol....
"You know, you will do very well as a marketer in a bank"
It was the guy again,
Cousin was irritated again,
I was amused, yet again.
"I am in marketing, but I dont work in a bank"
"Can I get your card?"
It wont hurt...
He may even be a new business prospect...
"Okay" I handed over my Biz card.
"I'll call you" he said as he got up to leave.
I turn to cousin.
Now, she looks amused.
"Babe, you haven't lost it sha...you still smoking like fire!!"
"Oh yes I am! Too bad for those who can't see it..."
Monday, March 23, 2009
My heart just broke as in literally shatter to pieces.
I thought it was already broken and I was trying to put the pieces back together...
I thought the worst was over and it could never get any more painful or worse...
But the pain I feel right now is even worse than the one I felt before.
The ache I feel in my heart is so real...
So real, I can almost touch it.
I didnt know he still had the power to hurt me like this.
Was it that somewhere in my heart, I still hoped...
or maybe somehow I still cared even when I told myself otherwise?
Why then did that little phrase I just saw on his FB page affect me so?
Why did I feel like the world was pulled off from under my feet when I read it?
I wont lie...
My eyes stung from trying to hold back the tears.
My heart beat increased from anxiety...
It was only a short phrase...
a short phrase on his FB page...
a short phrase that hurt me and broke my heart all over again...
A short phrase that said...
"In a relationship"
Of course, I didnt expect him to live a hermit's life.
I even suspected it was another woman all along...
but it still came as a shock(don't know why)
I secretly hoped...
That he was pining away...
missing me terribly...
A silly wish, I know
He used to profess undying love to me...
We made all those crazy plans for our future together...
Its only natural that I feel this way, right?
You know that part that hurts the most?
All through the months we dated, he never put it up there
on Facebook that he was in a relationship.
Maybe I should just take him off my FB friends list.
What do y'all feel?