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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Lunch + Room =????

Been away too long, right?
Really ...really sorry for abandoning my peeps like dat.
I could say that I've ben busy as hell...
or that I travelled for an official assignment.
But that would be a lie...
I have come here, lots of times with so much to write about, yet there was no zeal to put down anything.
I have been at your blogs, yes all ur blogs!
Read all the gists but left as silently as I came.
Dont ask me why cos I dont know...
Just had this silly reluctance to show my presence,lol...


Today, I said, warrahelll!
I'm gonna put something down on this blog whether the devil likes it or not,lol...

Got nothing much to say tho....
I've been okay, work's been good, Family's fine. Nothings's happened in my love life yet. Not that the toasters aint coming but am not ready to commit my heart to just any guy anymore especially after what happened with O.
I'm gonna take my time...no rush.

I just got a text from one of my clients now. It read:
" Hi, Aphro, Is ABC Hotel okay for lunch? Should I book a room so that we can have a good chat? We can order Room service, if you dont mind. Pls reply."

My reply was: "ABC is okay. No need booking a room, we can chat conveniently at the restaurant. Thank you."

Shouuuuuuu!!!

My people, see me see wahala o...

You wan carry me go lunch, wetin concern booking room inside that one now? Abi no be extra something this one dey find?lol...

Okay lemme explain,

This guy is married. He has been my client for more than 3 years now so we are kinda very friendly as in chat on a personal level some times.
He offered to take me to lunch sometime last year and since then I have been non commital.

Well, yesterday after a meeting I had with him. I accepted his offer for lunch.
I was especially feeling very grateful to him cos I had gone to apologise for something that happened on a job he gave my company to handle. It was my fault and I had to fix it, my boss had emphasized.
Luckily for me, he(client) graciously accepted the apology but again raised the issue of lunch which I agreed to.

Now this text message...

Men! Men!!!

Why do they do this...all the time???

But wait o...am I thinking too far? Maybe it's just an innocent request?

Ur take guys?

32 comments:

Tigeress said...

where do u always go? u're like MIA for weeks and then resurface......hehehehe

Tigeress said...

1st!!!

which kin innocent request be dat? What has eating got to do with hotel room? What do married men and single women do in hotel rooms- pray? My dear- except u're into doing married men- then ur text message to him is very appropraite.

Personally i have chosen not to become good friends with guys if i meet them married. But ur case is dicey- he's ur client so i dont know......But be careful, cos the more personal time u spend with him and the more u share with him- u just might find urself falling for him.

naija shawty said...

that's no innocent request.

Qube The Wordsmith said...

THIRD!!!!

babe,as a member of d male species I wil tell u dis..
He wants to shag u,simple.

Flee from all apperance of evil..lol

Incurable Romantic said...

Jeeeezzuz....
the guy obviously wants to sleep with you..... maybe the fact that you went to apologise makes him think he finally can.....
go to the restuarant.... eat... drink... say thanks and go back to the office.... dont even feel bad about raising his hopes.... with married men my theory is.... dont feel bad about making a fool of them cos by asking you out they're already making fools of themselves.

Incurable Romantic said...

PS....DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST....!!!!

if only you knew.... you would post more.

mizchif said...

1 st of all, good to have you back o jare.

As for your customer, ah ah, why are you thinking bad thoughts? He is just a very nice genleman and understands that the seat in the restaurants will be too hard for your delicate behind, that is why he suggested getting a room, so u can relax well well, and be comfortable.


mschhhhhhheeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!
Foolish man! No be only room service, na bed service. Olodo!

chayoma said...

Lunch + Room = SHAG!

please which kain innocence be dat?

princesa said...

Hey babes, like everyone here has pointed out, its obvious what ur client wants. Wetin concern Hotel room with lunch ke?!LOL!

My advise is play it straight with him, go for the lunch if he is still interested and perhaps during the conversation, let him know that you are not available and you don't do married men, the trick is to chip it in innocently like you didn't know what he wanted.

Good luck!

Nice Anon said...

Because you are 12.. you will go into a hotel room and have lunch. Sureeeeeeeeee

Repressed One said...

Innocent ko!!
lunch + room= showing your appreciation in said room

IncurableR, said it very well "with married men my theory is.... dont feel bad about making a fool of them cos by asking you out they're already making fools of themselves.". I Agree!!

LG said...

lolll@ABC hotel, babes go see am jare' nothing mega


*glad u r gud

Ms Sula said...

Innocent request ko, innocent request ni... When is it ever appropriate to book a room for lunch?

Then again, you said he was your client.... He he he! :)

Welcome back, darl!

Funms-the rebirth said...

and shes back..........
innocent text????????? erm, why would he want to book a room just for discussion? what kind of discussion? he ef. has/had ulterior motives

sweetness said...

lol at client

dats one yeye person ryt der lol

LusciousRon said...

Don't mind the agbaya! That is utter rubbish. I am glad you told him where to get off. Nonsense

Aphrodite said...

@Tigeress, lol...but i always do resurface right babes? Falling for him isn't an option tho he is cute but an Oyibo(yes o) man doesn't appeal to me not to talk of being married too, abeg o!

@naija shawty, i thot same too...

@Qube, thanks for the advice bro...am fleeing o...

@incurable, awwww, darling you make me smile,:). Problem is i cant make no fool of him cos i no want lose my client o...u know now...

@mizchif,lol...u and ur mischievous self,bed serviec indeed!

@chayoma, u got that equation correct.

@princesa, thanks for the advice love.

@Nice anon, lol...nne e di kwa harsh o!

@repressed one, and I concur...

@LG, babes will u go with me?(winky winky)...just in case,lol...

@Ms.Sula, thanks babe.

@funms, yep am back darl...i agree he def has ulterior motives jare...

@sweetness, lol...i like the way u put it...yeye person...

@lusciousron, i hope he got the message.

simeone said...
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simeone said...

..norrin innocent bout dat request o...which kind of yeye room is that..
ur reply is the best..

THIRTY + said...

Like my people will say Onibara nba ole bo (the beggar is taking things too far, he wants to become thief)

FFF said...

aphrodite, take ur mind out of d gutter!!!! after all, dis is how he will tell u dat he wants to sleep with u, & u will be halaing. eh! abi don't men & women sleep on d same bed again without anything?

lmao.

welcome back. u've been missed.

ibiluv said...

you read him exactly right

did his mama not teach him not to eat in his room??????????

if he cant say it at the restaurant-then you dont need to hear it........

O'Dee said...

Innocent request ke! He wants a lil something extra.

LIL WOMAN said...

sweetie you really do not believe the innocent crap! no be only innocent! na room dem dey chop lunch? many men are pigs. i have missed your posts....pls update more frequently.

rethots said...

Haba Aphro, it was an 'un'innocent request. But, you were not fair in your response sha, you ought to have replied; "ABC is okay. You can book a room but, don't forget to bring your wife along. At least, that way we can all chat conveniently at the restaurant. Thank you."

Vera Ezimora said...

LOL

Yeah, seriously, what has eating got to do with a hotel room? Abeg ooo! E no dey hard before thing go become hard. Before you know it now, they'll say Aphro is after a married man. Biko kwa. LOL

It's good you declined him.

THE SEXY PICTURES ARE TALKING said...

He might just wanna see how the pants he bought u fits lol (He might want more for taking u out) Not a typical man thing though, some just do it period!

tobenna said...

Go for the lunch!

tobenna said...

That is, if you've not gone already.

Tisha said...

Call him an hour b4 the lunch time
and tell him that you are throwing up, its probably something you ate
that you can't make it

then ask God for forgiveness
lol

princesa said...

Nne how far?

Aphrodite said...

@everyone, thanks for ur comments.
Been there and doing that,lol...