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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Still smoking like fire!!!!

While at work yesterday, my cousin called to say she was dropping by...
She's starting her biz and wanted some PR ideas...
"You look good!" she exclaimed when she came.
"Thanks" I replied, taking a sweeping look at myself.
Just a black shirt on a black & white skirt. What's the big deal, I thought.
Took an excuse from Mr. Boss...
Then we headed to a nearby eatery for a hearty meal and some discussion.

Meal...nice
Discussion...going well...
Waiter calls me out to move my car cos someone needed to leave.
On my way back in...
"Excuse me Ma'am" It was the waiter.
"Yes?" I turned to him.
Handing a Business card to me...
"A customer asked me to give this to you"
Quick glance at the card. It read ...bla bla bla Motors....M.D...
"Which Customer?" I queried.
"He has left. He tried to get your attention but couldnt so he asked me to give you this so you can call him"

*Na so dem dey call?*(in my head)

Got back to the table.
Dropped Card in front of my cousin.
Eye brows raised, "What's this?" she asked
"The new style of toasting"
We both laughed.

Still eating and ideas flowing...
I glanced to the table on my left.
This dude was staring...as in really STARING at me.
Looked away...
Looked again...
He mouthed the words "Y-O-U L-O-O-K B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L"
I looked away, pretending I didnt get the message.

Mid-discussion with cousin, dude butts in.
"Sorry, but are you a wedding planner?" No dude, am not Oluwadee,lol... (In my head)
He was looking at me.
Cousin looks irritated.
I look amused. Actually I was amused.
What a line...
"No I' m not" smiling, I turn my attention back to Coz.

I was describing something to her,
She was listening attentively
He was staring stupidly,lol....
"You know, you will do very well as a marketer in a bank"
It was the guy again,
Cousin was irritated again,
I was amused, yet again.

"I am in marketing, but I dont work in a bank"
"Can I get your card?"
Split-second thinking...
It wont hurt...
He may even be a new business prospect...
"Okay" I handed over my Biz card.
"I'll call you" he said as he got up to leave.

I turn to cousin.
Now, she looks amused.
"Babe, you haven't lost it sha...you still smoking like fire!!"

*Smug Smile*

"Oh yes I am! Too bad for those who can't see it..."

47 comments:

mizchif said...

Ahn ahn! Hoit gyal like yasef!
Ko easy oh! Me too i will like to be hawt like u when i grow up. HAving all the men drooling and ish! Too bad really for those who can't see it.

Hope u're doing great hon!

LG said...

yessso she's hotter than fayaaa :-)
asampete norrin do u'



BTW i gats to c dat card' i dey suspect ma GM :-)

LG said...

n b4 i 4get, dis post is sooooo refreshing *winks*

tobenna said...

Ok. Its clearly been ages since I came here.
You still in search of love?
Looks like.
I really wonder how it feels when ladies get their heads massaged with the attention they get.
Just imagine if the tables were turned and ladies were complimenting guys?
Honestly, I'd be the randiest fella on the block!

ShonaVixen said...

Yes, she got it!she got it!!!Keep it smoking boo...somehow I smiled whilst reading this...go on gurrrl!!!!xxxxxx

BSNC said...

lol is that so.. mo gbono feli feli. nothing do you..

Tigeress said...

oooooooooh sexy somebody!! smoking fire!! pls aquire as many taosters as possible. At least it'll take ur mind off.......

QMoney said...

i can almost thank u for dis post,its so refreshing!!!!
of course u are hawwwwwwwt....subdy stop u!!!!lol

s.chic said...

you go with your bad self girl!

Pink Lips said...

Lol, lucky gal!!! pls wats ur secret??? Actually i think i know wat it is, i bet ur a confident babe in total control of herself!!!

Aphrodite said...

Ha ha ha

Aphrodite said...

@mizchif, lol...yes am good darling.
@LG, lol...real hotter than fayyaaa, touch me and burn,lol...
Ur GM sabi pursue woman? I pray for ur sake he doesnt ever get to see that ur comment:)lol...
@tobenna,lol...Mr.Randy...
@shona, thanks babes, glad the post made u smila.
@BNSC, norrin do me & u jare,lol...
@tigeress,lol@acquiring toasters. Na property? These days i dont even remember him, guess am finally healing...
@Qmoney,someborri stop me!!Thanks babes.
@s.chic, me bad ke? How cometh now?:)
@Pink lips,...i guess so...I wish...lol...

Ms.O said...

This post is worthless without pics!!! loool! Glad to know you got it going like that!
have a fab week..am sure we will be hearing from this guys soon..xx!

rethots said...

...excuse me, can i get your complimentary card? Not the one with your office number oh. *thinking, ...should be able to get more than an amusement from her*

Afrobabe said...

mao @ I am not oluwadee....I feel that way in certain situations too, like when I am asked to pray in my head I say I am not write freak or Aloted...

bumight said...

lol @ "im not oluwadee"


omoge manchester, je ka wa united...

RocNaija said...

Nice one..
Nice narrative..

Roc needs to up his toasting skills..

Anyone know any cheap printers?

MD.. RocNaija!! Holla!

Ms Sula said...

...and like that she's BACK!!!

Nothing like unexpected and random male attention to quickly boost the ego!

I'm lovin it. Go kill 'em sweetie!!

justdoyin said...

nice...some male attention to boost ur morale...dat is if it needs any boosting...

simplidivine said...

was smiling while reading this..glad u hardly remember him now..mark my words..the day is coming when u will wonder what u ever saw in him..and u r hot and he's not

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

yeah too bad for those too blind to see it!!!!
But whats with the guy asking you if you are a wedding planner.....is that supposed to be a chat up line????????

FineBoy Agbero said...

Dat's the spirit, love!
U're smoking like fire! Hotter than fie sef!
So, dont kill yaself over one yeye guy jare. Your real bone go come, i swear!

PS: Was reeeeaaally happy to read this!!!

Nice Anon said...

people have some lame pick up lines oh. Hin for ask you if you like men.lol
Keep your head up.

Vera Ezimora said...

Ogbono feli feli now!! LOL

Babe, I'm glad you still garrit. Nothing to boost your self esteem like boys desiring your attention from here to there.

Yes, ke!

lol @ not being Oluwadee

Aphrodite said...

@Ms.O, you want pics eh? No way hosey...lol...hearing from those guys? hmmm...not sure...
@rethots, yes dear, u definitely got an amused look from me...no not more,lol...]
@afro,lol...
@bumight,lol...what does dat mean girl?
@rocnaija,lmao...not a bad idea sha...but a cheap printer means a cheap looking card o...not sure how that will help ur toasting,lol...
@ms.sula,yes dear.Kill them ke?lol...
@justdoyin, it sure boosted mine.
@simplidivine, yea...am hot and he's not! I should do a remix of Dbanj's song o...:)
@MissDM, yes o...what a lame chat up line,lol...
@FBA, u know i have always felt that you should have been a babe ;)
Thanks bro...
@Nice Anon,lol...like men?that na question for Naija?
@vera, yes o...YES KE!

Jayla. said...

babe notting do u jare,

blogoratti said...

Fire !!!

fluffycutething said...

Oh baby!!!! You're on fire oh!!LOL

rethots said...

*brain storm* how is he going to get her complimentary card.

*in his right senses* complimentary card is long story jo, simply sweep her off her foot and...... 'twill be said, "the rest is history."

Buttercup said...

hehehehehe u go girl!!!!!!!!!

Uzezi said...

good. now u know that whoever didn't take the opportunity to have you and keep you, lost oout.

RocNaija said...

"cheap printer means a cheap looking card.."

Damn.. didn't think of that..

Know any expensive female printers that prefer reimburement in kind not cash?!

bumight said...

it means : "Manchester babe, can we get United?" lol

get it now?

MissLove said...

YES MEHN!!!! OU FORGOT TO tell us!!! IS HE HOT???? lol give us gist about how he flowed did he call???

i_rep_naija said...

haha, u're blazing hot mehn. how many trackers just for one lunch. so, are u gonna call d Motors' guy? can't wait to know how hot ur 'marketer' was.
ps> what's 'oluwadee'?

Aphrodite said...

@jayla, thanks
@blogoratti, yea...its getting hot in here...:)
@fluffy, lol...yes i am
@rethots,lol...so how are you going to do the sweeping?
@buttercup,lol...yes o...
@misslove,lol...no gist o...dude is not my type, finito :)
@i rep naija, call? not my style.
Oluwadee is another blogger who is a wedding planner, gerrit now?

ibiluv said...

i'm glad those guys made you realise it...........*again*

you dey smoke!!!!!!!!!

take care dearie

happy holidays!!!!!!!!!!

Incurable Romantic said...

.....Hawtt chick! No one like you O! abeg show me the way o! make me sef dey oppress guys for eatery... How far.... Don't worry.. The guy with the correct smile, swagger and complete love for you is coming soon.... and who'll be right there to keep him where he belongs?.... YOU!! of course... now thats a prayer.

Chi-Chi said...

ahah that's mad o
instantly he could tell you're good 4 marketing.
but the party planner line was so lame...ah ah LOL

has he called since? lol
let's know what's up.

miz-cynic said...

na confidence dey ooze out so o....u know guys can smell a confident woman

rethots said...

...challenges are awesome. Once you start feeling *....* just know that you are no more on the ground but, have been swept off by.....

...you came calling, but, knocked not on the door; just grazed it.

Nice Anon said...

ele be ino?

princesa said...

Hey darling!
Missed ur blog o!
I see someone's back to grooving eh?

Well done o!

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What Nigerian Women deal with. said...

lol, very interesting. love it

leggy said...

first time here...omo u be hot cake oh!!lol..nice blog!

Aphrodite said...

Am back guys...
Missed u all...
Thanks for the comments.